Oh poor little Bestlink Electronics BL 3280.

 

You can boast about your "dynamic GUI" all you want, or flaunt your FM radio and "gaming functionality" (though we're not sure how that works with your lack of buttons), but deep down you're just another, shoddy knock-off -- and we know it.

Sure, they say that you can play MPEG4, MP3, WMA, WMV, ASF and WAV files, and that you're no slouch at viewing e-books or JPEGs, but does that help you get to sleep at night?

Hey, at least you're not called the Pouch.

You look just like the HTC Touch, but you have no phone, no touchscreen, and your casing appear to be made from reconstituted Batman action figures.

Price and availability unknown -- we guess cheap and soon.

Oh poor little Bestlink Electronics BL 3280.